Do you think Ralphie from A Christmas Story would’ve liked podcasts? Had he grown up in 2020 and not the 1940s? Would he have been a Patreon subscriber to the Little Orphan Annie Secret Society RSS feed? “Use promo code OVALTINE at checkout”? Is that ANYTHING!!!
So instead of listening to my program, I’m writing this macro-blog post out. On my phone. While on the bus. On the Notes app. It looks like an apology screenshot on Twitter. You’ll never see it in this format! Hhha!!!
Which brings me to my next mistake. 2) I neglected to schedule today’s post. I went and prepped my Mardi Gras well wishes. But neglected my Ash Wednesday macro-blog post!!!
I didn’t know what the ash part of Ash Wednesday was until I went to college. No, I didn’t try to rub those nice people’s ashes off. That’s an urban legend! Protestants don’t do that!!!
And my third (3rd) mistake: I got coffee at the bus stop AGAIN! I already got an iced coffee this morning! I don’t need a glass, year-round-flavor Starbucks confection from the vending machine! I’m putting this in my macro-blog post to HOLD MYSELF ACCOUNTABLE!!!